I'm A Nice Person You Dumb C*nt Embroidered Hat, Gay Funny Hat, Camp Sarcastic Dad Hat, Bitchy Queen Gift, Drag Humor, Gay Bestie Gift

Listen babe. You're a delight. You're the friend who shows up with snacks, remembers everyone's situationship drama, and gently checks in when someone's being weird at brunch. You are, by every reasonable metric, a nice person.

But you're also gay. And sometimes a read just needs to happen.

This hat does the heavy lifting so your manicure doesn't have to.

A wildly inappropriate, perfectly camp gift for the friend who's giving sweetheart with a side of stiletto. Pair it with an iced coffee and a withering glance for full effect.

✦ Hat Details ✦

• Available in 4 colors
• Structured 6-panel baseball cap with a curved brim
• Embroidered front design (no flaking, no peeling, no sad printed-on lettering)
• Adjustable back strap, one-size-fits-most
• Mid-profile fit, sits comfortably on the head
• Embroidered in the USA

✦ Perfect Gift For ✦

• Your gay bestie who reads for filth but always picks up the check
• Pride parade fits, brunch, the gay bar, the gym
• Drag queens, theater kids, group chat villains
• Birthdays, going-away gifts, "you survived your situationship" gifts
• Bachelorette and bachelor parties (the fun ones)
• The bitchiest queen in your friend group
• Yourself, because self-awareness is hot

✦ Shipping ✦

Made to order and shipped within 3 to 5 business days. Tracking provided as soon as your hat ships.

✦ Note ✦

Contains adult language. If you clutch pearls, this isn't your hat. May we suggest something floral.